Explaining Where All The Christians Went

Q

What kind of explanation could cover such a mass disappearance of people from our world? I have always thought that the Anti-Christ will have to have an explanation for such an event but can’t imagine what could cover such a large number of missing people.

A

I know of at least two explanations being prepared for the disappearance of the church. One involves alien abductions, and the other has to do with us being removed from the planet because our beliefs conflict with the goals that New Age masters have for the next phase of human evolution and would prevent the rest of the world from evolving.

But the way I read Rev. 13:6 the explanation that the world is given never quite sticks, since the anti-Christ is described as slandering “those who dwell in heaven.” Why would he waste words on us unless he’s being hounded for an explanation for all the disappearances?